The Dysfunctional Family Chasticayn (Poem)
- First Stanza Request For 3 Lines:
“The Creepy Crap Hidden in the Crypt on the Decrepit Family Plot”
Second Stanza Request For 3 Lines:
“The Dirty Rotten Rotters in the Roots”
- Third Stanza Request For 3 Lines:
- “The Jingly Jangly Funk From the Junk Inside the Thick Old-Ass Family Trunk”
The Fourth Stanza:
Wanted three more lines to accompany the line —
“The Broken, Spattered, Battered, and Deep-Fried Branches”
Describe the wonderfully demented extended family from the European and Asian sides of the family.
You might consider these two films for inspiration.
- Benny and June
- Kamikaze Girls